Four Eyes

I got new glasses for the first time in years- not the drinkin' kind, but the seein' kind. My latest pairs were faithful to me, but I wasn't so much to them as I misplaced them somewhere between New Zealand and Anchorage, Alaska. I've gone without four eyes since November. It was time to move on. I recently shopped around for a new pair which may sound exciting, but it isn't to me because glasses never rarely ever look good on me. It has only been recently that I figured out exactly why this is the case. I always thought it was because I had a small head. I've been known to shop the kiddy section before for this very reason. This time was to be different, though. I wanted adult glasses. I wanted something stylish and cute. I just wanted to be able to see, dang it!  Well, my weird face/glasses fiasco has been discovered: my ears are way crooked. I've noticed the slight slope of my sunglasses for awhile now but I just thought they were bent. Nope! I chose some funky-ish frames and when I went to pick them up the guy said, " I think they're a little crooked." I know he meant my ears. I just know it.

I was having lunch with my dear sweet husband today and he started grinning from ear to ear. I thought he was going to say something sweet when he said something to the effect of: "I see it now! Definitely crooked!" Thanks, hon. Oh, well...I can't be perfect all the time.